Anyway, if her official site's home page image (above) is any indication, Irlene Mandrell is now sick of your shit.
This could explain why her official Glamour Shot® now features her brandishing a gun.
Perhaps she wields it to knock off winged predators emerging from the bulletproof follicular nest perched atop Louise's noggin. Or perhaps she heard Shelley Hack wasn't quite working out on Charlie's Angels and wants to strike while the iron's hot. Either way, she's ready to take 1980 by storm.
One of these things is not like the others. (It's not the purple one.)
Bubbles are pretty.
Irlene's official bio says it all (and if it doesn't, are you really gonna argue with her?):
Irlene Mandrell is many things including countrywoman, mother, glamorous star, and someone you feel comfortable with around your own kitchen table ...
"Excuse me, Irl, but could you pass me another baked potato? Artillery makes me hungry!"
She has one of the most recognizable faces of today...
"Sure, hon, I totally recognize you. Especially with that pistol of yours to my head."
A devoted mother of three, Irlene still finds time to pursue her career. Actress, singer, dancer, comedian, percussionist, hunter, spokes model, and car racecar driver, Irlene does it all.
"Car racecar. Thanks for specifying, Irl. Would you mind playing 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' for me ... on that blood-soaked shotgun? You're so funny. And dancer-like. Screw those meat-puppet sisters of yours—any woman who can take out an elk while sleepin' single in a double bed can do it all. Hey, have you ever thought of running for president?"
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